Just tax the STUPID people!
Ireland has a new Taoiseach (pronounced tee-shock - our name for the Prime Minister role). Biffo (Big-Ignorant-F*cker-From-Offaly) Cowen, officially known as Brian Cowen, will take the reins from our corrupt leader after 11 years in office. I don't know - either corruption has become more frequent in recent years or the media have become more diligent at seeking and exposing it. In Ireland's case, no amount of indignant or incredulous huffing and puffing in the papers, on the radio or at the family dinner table seems to make a blind bit of difference to the outcome of a general election or lemming-like allegiance to a favoured political party.
“The accomplice to the crime of corruption is frequently our own indifference”.
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So anyway, I did my exam on Monday this week. 80 questions, multiple choice, open book. Not too challenging you may ponder... and it wasn't.... but not to be underestimated either. I needed every minute of the 2.30hrs alloted to finish it with any degree of confidence. As a result of waiting for the results, I have not signed up for the following module, and find myself somewhat at a loose end this weekend, with no omnipresent studying guilt lurking over my shoulder.
I should be able to make a start on some of the other million things I need to focus on. I should but I'm not. Hungover from a big night last night I find myself happy to read papers, type my blog and generally fart around. Even the plan to get the car washed for a few advertisement photos (yes - I'm selling it - I never use the bloody thing) seems horrendously daunting. How I got myself up and washed and down to meet my dear friend John for breakfast at the overrated Bitton ($30 EACH) I do not know - even the memory tires me :)
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RANT: There are certain things that should not be tolerated and no amount of insanity, poor upbringing or drug/drunkeness can excuse. Lighting bushfires, throwing rocks at cars and buses (seems to have become a favoured pastime of unruly teenage suburban shitheads of late) but the latest mind-numbingly f*cking stupid thing is pointing powerful lasers at approaching civil aircraft. It seems to have happened quite a bit over the last few months in NSW, and the pilots and authorities are helpless to do anything about it when it happens. Some dickhead with a powerful laser pointing up from bushland or their bedroom window is not an easy thing to locate, even less to prosecute successfully.
In their usual wisdom, the Macquarie St clown show rub their temples and mumble things like "review penalties" and "banning private sale/use/importation of such devices", then scurry off for another Building Developer function to bump up their election funding in exchange for signing new releases for their mates.
There IS no excuse for this sort of behaviour and this is where I get very right wing and think no end of fines, community service or "rehabilitation" is going to deter these idiots. Either set up a gulag in the middle of the Great Sandy Desert and throw them in there, or off with their heads. We don't need people like that in Australia, nor would anyone else want them. Of course - another solution may be as the immortal words of Edina Monsoon (AbFab) stated "Why not just put a tax on the STUPID people" - wouldn't that be an interesting thought?

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